The Don't Eat Us For Breakfast Club men's t-shirt

$24.00

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Animals don't wanna be tortured their whole lives and then eaten for breakfast! If they could speak they might say something like this from Brian Johnson, the dorkiest of the breakfast clubbers:

"You see us as you want to see us—in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain..."

SHIPPING RATES

Shipping rates are based on the country shipped to and the number of t-shirts ordered.

Orders of 3 or more t-shirts in the US get free shipping.

Shipping Rates
  • 1 t-shirt
  • 2 t-shirts
  • 3+ t-shirts
USA
  • $2.50
  • $5
  • FREE!
Canada
  • $3
  • $6
  • $8
Western Europe (most countries)
  • $3
  • $6
  • $8
Australia & NZ
  • $4
  • $7
  • $10
Rest of World
  • $5
  • $9
  • $12
RETURNS & REFUNDS

We offer returns on all products if they're faulty in anyway (printing errors, damaged t-shirts etc.) or if the t-shirt does not fit correctly.

If any of the products you order have any type of fault please contact us as soon as possible (within a week of receiving the order) to arrange the returns.

We strongly recommend you measure a well-fitting t-shirt you already own to get the most accurate size. See more here.

WOMEN'S SIZING CHART
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  • 2XL
Length
  • 25.5 inch
    (65cm)
  • 26 inch
    (66cm)
  • 27 inch
    (69cm)
  • 28 inch
    (71cm)
  • 28.5 inch
    (72cm)
Width
  • 17.25 inch
    (44cm)
  • 19.25 inch
    (49cm)
  • 21.25 inch
    (54cm)
  • 23.25 inch
    (59cm)
  • 25.25 inch
    (64cm)
MEN'S SIZING CHART
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  • M
  • L
  • XL
  • 2XL
Length
  • 28 inch
    (71cm)
  • 29 inch
    (74cm)
  • 30 inch
    (76cm)
  • 31 inch
    (79cm)
  • 32 inch
    (81cm)
Width
  • 18 inch
    (46cm)
  • 20 inch
    (51cm)
  • 22 inch
    (56cm)
  • 24 inch
    (61cm)
  • 26 inch
    (66cm)

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WEAR YOUR VALUES

10% of profits go to The Humane League

The Humane League is a very effective animal rights advocacy group, their focus is farmed animals.

Free Shipping

when you order 3+ tees

Free shipping in US only. See shipping tab below for rates to all regions.